The 2012 Paris Review’s Bad Sex in Fiction award goes to….
Nancy Huston (she just beat off Tom Wolfe… that didn’t come out quite right)
“…the carnal pink palpitation that detaches you from all colour and all flesh, making you see only stars, constellations, milky ways, propelling you bodiless and soulless into undulating space where the undulating skies make your non-body undulate …”
Oh Nancy I heart you. Watch out next year, though, as I intend to thrust my way into the competition.
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